2When cucumbers aren't ruined into pickles.
3Those days when I can sleep in
4When I can eat a bajillion pieces of cake and lose ten pounds.
5When bugs don't come into my house.
6When the system I use for work isn't the lamest thing ever.
7When I can finish a morning run without feeling like I'm kind of dying.
8When I don't drip sweat into paper cuts.
9When I don't get a hangnail that rips off and bleeds and makes me want to cry like a two-year-old.
10When the movie is as good as the book.
Okay, so this was mostly a disguised list of things I hate... but I get points for optimism, right?
What do you love?