Great! I bet your life is a great big ball of awesome right now!
I have great advice for you on how to not get mono from said fiance/boyfriend/husband. I've condensed all of my best advice down to 5 easy steps:
1Make sure and be with him whenever you have free time. The more time you spend with him, the better. I also recommend being in very close proximity whenever possible. When people have high fevers, it naturally makes them want you to be close by so they can feel your body heat. Promise.
2When you talk to him, make sure you're very close to his face so that he can hear you and so that he feels loved. People with nausea and sore throats love it when other people talk really close to their faces.
3Share food with him. Like Panda Express. And soup. And chili.
4Share drinks with him, too. When he drinks grape juice (because it's his favorite), make sure to ask if you can have a sip, too. Don't let him try to convince you to use a different cup. That's just silly.
5Whatever you do, don't you dare stop kissing him.
What, you got mono?
Well, don't blame me. I did all that stuff and didn't get sick so obviously you did something wrong.
Sorry for all of the mono posts lately... It's not like mono has been on my mind a lot the past three weeks or anything...
***Also, disclaimer, this post was sarcastic. Sometimes I do that.
Don't kiss people with mono. It is a bad idea.