7A car that never breaks down, whose registration never expires, that doesn't need to be inspected because it is so awesome, that never runs out of windshield wiper fluid, that refills its gas tank by itself... Yeah. That would be pretty great. Any idea where I can get one of those?
6A crockpot. Those things are like magic. You put random food in, and it comes out tasting delicious. I need to buy one stat.
5My diploma. Holy cow can I just have it already? I've been through 12 rounds of finals already... the end of this semester will make 13. And I still won't have that stinking diploma! JUST GIVE IT TO ME, DANG IT!
4An agent. To sell my book. And make me famous. And validate me by thinking that the books I write are worth writing. But I mostly want one just so that I can say, "So I was talking to my agent on the phone earlier..." and sound totally legit.
3My own personal private jet. That I don't have to pay for. That comes equipped with all of the sparkling cider I could ever want. That has a bed in it so I can actually sleep when I fly. So I can go anywhere I want to go in the lap of luxury at a grand cost of $0.00. Yep. That would be the life...
2Motivation to work out every day. I was going to get up early this morning and go to the gym. Did that happen? I'll let you figure that one out...
1Jamba Juice. Right now, that's all I really want from this world. A nice cup of delicious, fruity divinity to help me forget that I have a dumb exam this afternoon. Something chock full of strawberries and deliciousness.
What do you want?
What's your favorite Jamba Juice smoothie?
Are you an agent that will sell my book and make me famous?