2Be gross. Being clean and healthy is so overrated. It is much cooler and hip to cough all the time and sniff incessantly. It is also especially cool to be feverish enough that you sweat through all of your clothes. Take it from me, people love all that stuff.
3Used-tissue towers are the newest form of really high-end modern art. The best place for said towers is on the living room floor where all of your roommates can admire your artistic genius.
4Make sure to miss lots of school. Being behind on homework and not understanding anything that's going on in class is wayyyy more fun than being all caught up and boring.
5Call in sick for work. Employers adore when their employees keep them on their toes. Nobody likes a dependable employee.
6Drink ALL the Nyquil!!!!!
7Never change out of your pajamas. The grungy, lazy look is the new sleek and chic.
8Call your mother eight times a day to complain about stuff. I assure you, she'll appreciate knowing all of the details of your sinus activities.
9Don't go to Smith's for Tylenol. They don't carry it, and they want to play this fun game called "Make You Wander Up and Down ALL of the Aisles in the Store Looking for Something You Should Just Go to Macey's to Find Because Smith's is in a Time Warp where Tylenol Stops Existing." Which is a really fun game... but just go to Macey's.
10Just make sure to not die. Get close, but not all the way. Living life on the edge is the ideal.
***For the record, I'm not encouraging anybody to overdose on Nyquil. Follow the super easy-to-find-after-20-minutes-of-searching directions on the bottle. Mmkay thanks. :)
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Who wants a "What I Wore" post for the past week? (Let me give you a hint... Number 7!)